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"I'm NOT remedial!!!!"
that's superb work right there o_o
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"Truly, we live in an age of profound idiocy"
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"The first half of our life is ruined by our parents; the second half is ruined by our children." - Clarence Darrow
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ICH MUSS ZERSTÖREN!
Doch es darf nicht mir gehören..
Zerreißen zerschmeißen, Zerdrücken zerpflücken, Zerhauen und klauen, Nicht fragen zerschlagen, Zerfetzen verletzen, Zerbrennen dann rennen, Zersägen zerlegen, Zerbrechen sich rächen
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in soviet russia cars drive you
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'How do we seem to you? Do you find us beautiful, magical? Our white skin, our fierce eyes? "Drink" you ask me, do you have any idea of the thing you will become?' -Louis de Pointe du Lac, Interview with a Vampire
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